THE MOST HILARIOUS SPAM EMAIL!!!! I want my money!!! :)

Vicious and diabolical wife. Heck, I've had a couple of them. Sure wish I could invent a diabolical detector. Sure would save a lot a fellers some money and make me a millionaire without having to go to the Philippines. Of course I haven't had much luck in designing a woman understander so I don't figure my heirs will be fighting over my vast fortune.
 
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You should forward this to the authorities. If his was an untimely death there may be an active murder investigation happening, since the vicious and diabolical wife probably had a good motive for killing a husband who would hide $10.2m from her in a foreign account.
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My moms gotten like 5 of those. After she reads them she replys that she is a cop
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(NOT EVEN!!!) and thats illegal so if they keep sending those she will have them tracked and arrested.
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I would not correspond with this person. They can hack into your email and personal information, especially if you use the same password for everything. It is a phishing scam - avoid it at all costs.
 
I personally like this part...

This is where you come in. I located you through an agency that helps seek
people by their email
 
I can just envision some zit faced devious college student sitting before his side-of-the-road tattered desk, a recently exhausted thesaurus opened to his side, re-reading his flawless email scam while sipping confidently on a lukewarm plastic cup of pee beer before deftly hitting send and reopening his KOL browser window.

He is a mildly educated mastermind, that one.
 
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Now I am mad.

Since that one I have recieved 10+ other spam emails...

I didnt reply to that one, but I did reply to this one...

Contact Mr Phil Herald for a sum pay out of 1,230,310 GBP.Provide Your Name:Address:Age:Sex:
Occupation:(Email:[email protected])for Verification immediately.

HOW STUPID DO THEY THINK PEOPLE ARE!!!

My reply was this:

I am a police officer, and if I recieve one more spam email, I will report you, and everyone else.

I have already begun tracing your email, but you wont be reported to the authorities if this NEVER happens again.

This all started because I temporarily strayed from BYC to another poultry forum... BIG MISTAKE...
There is only like 40 people there anyway...
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