The neighbors new dog.. and a lost leash?!

[MamaRoo]

If I had to rescue my dog in the middle of the night from some guy standing on the porch in his skivvies with a gun, there's no way I'd voluntarily return to his house. Bring 'em a leash. They might not have time/money to get one right now, and really, you don't want their dog in your yard.

 

[Orchid]

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Well, actually, he was in shorts, not skivvies. I personally would feel pretty stupid having to go get my dog off someone else's porch at 2 a.m. and out where I live, I'd fully expect them to have a gun. If the situation were reversed, I'd have one!

I have to wonder why on earth they were walking their dog at 2 a.m. Maybe they work graveyard and it was their night off.

Wander over there with your JRT on a leadrope or something and tell them she's embarrassed without her leash, Boyd.

 

[bt03]

I like the fact that this story started out with a .45 and ninja moves, then ended with a pink polka-dotted leash

I would use this as an excuse to go buy a new leash with rhinestones, personally, because it is flashier and if she was in love with the polka-dots she will love the flash even more... just saying. And the reason your man card is revoked is because you stopped to put on shorts over the skivies. "A real man goes out in boxers to shoot the unknown intruder." At least that is what my husband says when he runs out in the middle of the night to kill the unknown animal that is in the front yard, but wait, I don't know if pink boxers with red kissy lips all over them are manly boxers either

 

[Boyd]

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I believe mine were spongebobs

As far as the shorts go though, habbit.. Just like grabbing on my glasses. Like all typical guys I left yesterdays right next to the bed so it was quick.

Anyhoodles, I like the idea of the bedazzled one, something my daughter has been wanting to get for her.

the whole situation was sort of funny though, thought everyone would get a grin out of it

 

[SarahBeth9394]

Those shorts were probably strategically dropped right next to the bed so when Boyd's toes hit the floor they were already in the leg holes. But just the thought of Spongebob and a .45 is just too funny.