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Did ya ever have one of those days? Yeah, those days, where even if you did something right you started out wrong and it worked accidentallY? I woke up this morning, reached over to the nightstand to get my glasses and knocked them behind the nightstand. Ken had already gone to the bank and store in Powell and I can‘t move that beast by myself - remember we bought a wood filing cabinet to use as my nightstand and that thing weighs a ton fully loaded - so I found my old glasses and wore them.....until I realized that the side of my nose was bleeding. Oh, yeah. No nosepiece. So I figured I’d unload the bottom drawer, the heaviest one, and try to get my other glasses, totally forgetting the physics involved. Remove heavy weight from bottom, leave weight at top, and then tug on cabinet to move it. Not smart! I was on my knees in front of it when the top drawer can sliding out and caught me in the solar plexus. Breathe, Diane, breathe! But by golly I got those glasses out...except now my the side of my nose is so sore even those hurt. I toughed it out.

Ken got home, we started putting away the groceries and I hit the gallon of milk with my elbow. It crashed to the floor! I was relieved that it didn’t burst and put it in the fridge. Later on I was going to fix me a fruit plate for lunch....yes, all this and it wasn’t even lunch time yet....and the fridge shelf was standing milk. Now how did I miss that little split in the bottom seam of the milk jug?

Well, I figured that was three, or close enough, and if stuff happens in threes I was done. Nope. We just got done spending 25 minutes getting my hand out of the urinal jug, where it’s been stuck since I started cleaning it. I’d go to bed but that puppy is an adjustable bed and I’m terrified that I’ll end up folded in half while he’s at Lodge tonight. <somebody help me......>
 
Blooie said:
Did ya ever have one of those days? Yeah, those days, where even if you did something right you started out wrong and it worked accidentallY? I woke up this morning, reached over to the nightstand to get my glasses and knocked them behind the nightstand. Ken had already gone to the bank and store in Powell and I can‘t move that beast by myself - remember we bought a wood filing cabinet to use as my nightstand and that thing weighs a ton fully loaded - so I found my old glasses and wore them.....until I realized that the side of my nose was bleeding. Oh, yeah. No nosepiece. So I figured I’d unload the bottom drawer, the heaviest one, and try to get my other glasses, totally forgetting the physics involved. Remove heavy weight from bottom, leave weight at top, and then tug on cabinet to move it. Not smart! I was on my knees in front of it when the top drawer can sliding out and caught me in the solar plexus. Breathe, Diane, breathe! But by golly I got those glasses out...except now my the side of my nose is so sore even those hurt. I toughed it out.

Ken got home, we started putting away the groceries and I hit the gallon of milk with my elbow. It crashed to the floor! I was relieved that it didn’t burst and put it in the fridge. Later on I was going to fix me a fruit plate for lunch....yes, all this and it wasn’t even lunch time yet....and the fridge shelf was standing milk. Now how did I miss that little split in the bottom seam of the milk jug?

Well, I figured that was three, or close enough, and if stuff happens in threes I was done. Nope. We just got done spending 25 minutes getting my hand out of the urinal jug, where it’s been stuck since I started cleaning it. I’d go to bed but that puppy is an adjustable bed and I’m terrified that I’ll end up folded in half while he’s at Lodge tonight. <somebody help me......>
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Sorry B, but I had to laugh...those days happen to all of us sooner or later. Sorry you got hurt though. And wasted a gallon of milk. :hugs
 
I’m too cheap to waste....I poured the quart or so that was left in a pitcher and Ken will pick up another jug of milk on the way home from Cody. The doggone urinal jug will have to exist with just being rinsed out - I ain’t sticking my hands in there again, gloves or no gloves!!
 
Blooie said:
Did ya ever have one of those days? Yeah, those days, where even if you did something right you started out wrong and it worked accidentallY? I woke up this morning, reached over to the nightstand to get my glasses and knocked them behind the nightstand. Ken had already gone to the bank and store in Powell and I can‘t move that beast by myself - remember we bought a wood filing cabinet to use as my nightstand and that thing weighs a ton fully loaded - so I found my old glasses and wore them.....until I realized that the side of my nose was bleeding. Oh, yeah. No nosepiece. So I figured I’d unload the bottom drawer, the heaviest one, and try to get my other glasses, totally forgetting the physics involved. Remove heavy weight from bottom, leave weight at top, and then tug on cabinet to move it. Not smart! I was on my knees in front of it when the top drawer can sliding out and caught me in the solar plexus. Breathe, Diane, breathe! But by golly I got those glasses out...except now my the side of my nose is so sore even those hurt. I toughed it out.

Ken got home, we started putting away the groceries and I hit the gallon of milk with my elbow. It crashed to the floor! I was relieved that it didn’t burst and put it in the fridge. Later on I was going to fix me a fruit plate for lunch....yes, all this and it wasn’t even lunch time yet....and the fridge shelf was standing milk. Now how did I miss that little split in the bottom seam of the milk jug?

Well, I figured that was three, or close enough, and if stuff happens in threes I was done. Nope. We just got done spending 25 minutes getting my hand out of the urinal jug, where it’s been stuck since I started cleaning it. I’d go to bed but that puppy is an adjustable bed and I’m terrified that I’ll end up folded in half while he’s at Lodge tonight. <somebody help me......>
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Not funny but....:gig
 
CapricornFarm said:
One meal a day? That would not be my favorite way to go.
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it works for me most of the time and lately whenever i eat something i usually have to take something for upset stomach;
so once a day which is dinner since i don't eat breakfast, just my keto coffee:D
 
Blooie said:
Did ya ever have one of those days? Yeah, those days, where even if you did something right you started out wrong and it worked accidentallY? I woke up this morning, reached over to the nightstand to get my glasses and knocked them behind the nightstand. Ken had already gone to the bank and store in Powell and I can‘t move that beast by myself - remember we bought a wood filing cabinet to use as my nightstand and that thing weighs a ton fully loaded - so I found my old glasses and wore them.....until I realized that the side of my nose was bleeding. Oh, yeah. No nosepiece. So I figured I’d unload the bottom drawer, the heaviest one, and try to get my other glasses, totally forgetting the physics involved. Remove heavy weight from bottom, leave weight at top, and then tug on cabinet to move it. Not smart! I was on my knees in front of it when the top drawer can sliding out and caught me in the solar plexus. Breathe, Diane, breathe! But by golly I got those glasses out...except now my the side of my nose is so sore even those hurt. I toughed it out.

Ken got home, we started putting away the groceries and I hit the gallon of milk with my elbow. It crashed to the floor! I was relieved that it didn’t burst and put it in the fridge. Later on I was going to fix me a fruit plate for lunch....yes, all this and it wasn’t even lunch time yet....and the fridge shelf was standing milk. Now how did I miss that little split in the bottom seam of the milk jug?

Well, I figured that was three, or close enough, and if stuff happens in threes I was done. Nope. We just got done spending 25 minutes getting my hand out of the urinal jug, where it’s been stuck since I started cleaning it. I’d go to bed but that puppy is an adjustable bed and I’m terrified that I’ll end up folded in half while he’s at Lodge tonight. <somebody help me......>
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blooie, i have to second what debby said i'm sorry but parts were funny
 
Blooie said:
You all just tickle me plum to death and I love ya!!! Only in this special thread, in this special forum, on this special website could a woman share all of that and have not one person even question the absurdity of the urinal jug! :lau :lau :lau:lau
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Are you going to tell us the rest of the story:lol:
 

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