The NFC B-Day Chat Thread

[Yorkshire Coop]

Do  you shave your head routinely? I thought all the UK gents wore hats and carried umbrellas  

He should have had his flat cap on, whippets for Yorkshire rather than an umbrella

 

[Pork Pie]

He should have had his flat cap on, whippets for Yorkshire rather than an umbrella

Too right, Kim but I only rented 'em for Yorkshire Day

 

[sunflour]

Of course we do (along with three piece, pin stripe suits) but I left my bowler hat at home, in Nairobi.

Think I'll stick to moisturiser, but thanks for your empathetic advice

Ok, don't listen....but when you have big ugly sunspots on your head, you'll have to find a new bowler hat or wear a wig

 

[sunflour]

He should have had his flat cap on, whippets for Yorkshire rather than an umbrella

I had to google "flat cap" - my father-in-law wore those, never knew what they were called.

And that's the type of hat I thought the gents over there wore

 

[Pork Pie]

Ok, don't listen....but when you have big ugly sunspots on your head, you'll have to find a new bowler hat or wear a wig   

Wig sounds like more fun

 

[sourland]

Wig sounds like more fun

Plus a skirt, blouse and high heels?

 

[Pork Pie]

Plus a skirt, blouse and high heels?

Only on Friday evenings, Sour

 

[sunflour]

Plus a skirt, blouse and high heels?

Only on Friday evenings, Sour

 

[FridayYet]

Only on Friday evenings, Sour

Really?

I was thinking powdered wig. Boy was I on the wrong track.

 

[Pork Pie]

Really?

I was thinking powdered wig. Boy was I on the wrong track.

And which track would that be, I wonder?