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Sorry, Blooie. Maybe its a good time to develop a second radio script in preparation for today's bulletin?
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Sorry, Blooie. Maybe its a good time to develop a second radio script in preparation for today's bulletin?
You want ANOTHER one?? Sheesh, I've done two in the past 3 years now....one on a different thread when we first got our chicks. Isn't that enough of my dulcet tones floating over the airwaves?Sorry, Blooie. Maybe its a good time to develop a second radio script in preparation for today's bulletin?
Hi Chris and Blooie! As of right now I'm doing as little as possible
Other then laundry...which will be an all day thing
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You want ANOTHER one?? Sheesh, I've done two in the past 3 years now....one on a different thread when we first got our chicks. Isn't that enough of my dulcet tones floating over the airwaves?
Morning Blooie, IMO it will be difficult to outdo the recent news report
I've been too busy to follow this thread often enough to catch up: thanks you to those who have posted the summaries. Would hate to miss out on all this Very Important Chatter
You want ANOTHER one?? Sheesh, I've done two in the past 3 years now....one on a different thread when we first got our chicks. Isn't that enough of my dulcet tones floating over the airwaves?
You're very good at it so yes, we'd like another one
Can I get by with a reprint of the first one? I still have 2 brain cells that aren't functioning yet......
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You want ANOTHER one?? Sheesh, I've done two in the past 3 years now....one on a different thread when we first got our chicks. Isn't that enough of my dulcet tones floating over the airwaves?
Nope
Double nope
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Too bad...you're getting the old one anyway after all the searching I did to find it! Besides, well.....just besides!
Well, it's morning here on Oleo Acres......and now for your local news:
There was a major jailbreak in the early morning hours. Allegedly the jailer forgot to lock up the cell where 24 inmates were being held prior to their sentencing to hard labor out in the prison yard. Mr. and Mrs. Blooie were asleep when the jailbreak occurred. "We were awakened by strange scratching noises about 2:30 am. My husband got up to check and stepped in something warm and slimy." Mrs. Blooie reported. "He flipped on the light in the hall and saw the inmates scurrying for cover." Bravely, armed with nothing more than bare feet and hands, the Blooies managed to round up most of the escapees. One nefarious character, a troublemaker known only as "Easter Egger", evaded the authorities and escaped immediate capture by hiding behind a large plastic bucket full of toys. The Blooies' English Setter, Molly, once again proved her worth as she slammed into a point and managed to distract the inmate long enough for Mr. Blooie to sneak up from behind and wrestle Easter Egger into submission. All inmates have been returned to their cell, accounted for after a headcount. "There's some minor damage," Mrs. Blooie said. "Mostly squishy piles and some snags in the hallway carpet from their scratching activities, but nothing we can't clean up. We will rebuild the jail so that this never happens again."
And for your local weather:
Wyoming is living up to it's billing as the "4 Season State" - those seasons being Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Getting Ready for Winter. A cold front bringing winds that could gust to 45 MPH (just barely breezy by Wyoming standards) will sweep through the Big Horn Basin beginning this afternoon, bringing with it 1 to 3 inches of new snow. But take heart, Wyoming. The National Weather Service has declared August 15th as Summer Day 2014, so get out there when it arrives and celebrate.
In sports:
In conjunction with the winds expected today, folks in the region will take part in the "Try to Stand Upright in this Crap" games. Last week's competition was stiff, but there were no winners so all the participants from the last event will try once again for the title, "LeadButt". We are anticipating a large turnout.
Oleo Acre News - Fair, Balanced, To the Point
Well, it's morning here on Oleo Acres......and now for your local news:
There was a major jailbreak in the early morning hours. Allegedly the jailer forgot to lock up the cell where 24 inmates were being held prior to their sentencing to hard labor out in the prison yard. Mr. and Mrs. Blooie were asleep when the jailbreak occurred. "We were awakened by strange scratching noises about 2:30 am. My husband got up to check and stepped in something warm and slimy." Mrs. Blooie reported. "He flipped on the light in the hall and saw the inmates scurrying for cover." Bravely, armed with nothing more than bare feet and hands, the Blooies managed to round up most of the escapees. One nefarious character, a troublemaker known only as "Easter Egger", evaded the authorities and escaped immediate capture by hiding behind a large plastic bucket full of toys. The Blooies' English Setter, Molly, once again proved her worth as she slammed into a point and managed to distract the inmate long enough for Mr. Blooie to sneak up from behind and wrestle Easter Egger into submission. All inmates have been returned to their cell, accounted for after a headcount. "There's some minor damage," Mrs. Blooie said. "Mostly squishy piles and some snags in the hallway carpet from their scratching activities, but nothing we can't clean up. We will rebuild the jail so that this never happens again."
And for your local weather:
Wyoming is living up to it's billing as the "4 Season State" - those seasons being Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Getting Ready for Winter. A cold front bringing winds that could gust to 45 MPH (just barely breezy by Wyoming standards) will sweep through the Big Horn Basin beginning this afternoon, bringing with it 1 to 3 inches of new snow. But take heart, Wyoming. The National Weather Service has declared August 15th as Summer Day 2014, so get out there when it arrives and celebrate.
In sports:
In conjunction with the winds expected today, folks in the region will take part in the "Try to Stand Upright in this Crap" games. Last week's competition was stiff, but there were no winners so all the participants from the last event will try once again for the title, "LeadButt". We are anticipating a large turnout.
Oleo Acre News - Fair, Balanced, To the Point
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What a belter of a bulletin, Blooie! Same time tomorrow?
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