I think that Sean is okay, but I was referred to as 'The Crazy Zookeeper' as a kid, and once at work the head of the toxicology department said, "My God you are as crazy as they say." This was after I had threatened him with physical violence if he ever again tried to intimidate my staff - he later apologized to me.
Well I got suspended from 6th grade because I brought my bowie knife to school. When the principal asked me why, I told him, "Because these thugs were threating to beat the crap outta me!" To which he replied, "And what were you going to do?" I said, "Well they may try to beat me up but I'm going to cut my way outta them!"
To which I also told him that my Dad would be here to talk with him. He replied, "Good, good, I'm not scared of any parent!"
When my dad left the principal's office, that man was shaking so bad and had pee' d his pants!

Never had another word with that man after that!
The next year when the school dress code and prohibited items list came out, there was item #1 Absolutely no knives, especially "bowie knives"

I'm far from innocent, sour!
BTW, I made the knife myself from a kit my Dad got me for Christmas.