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Blooie said:
Yep, Debby, there is a Saga of the Door and the Schnoz. Woman puts noggin into car to pinpoint position of forgotten purse. Hubby shuts door before realizing said noggin was partly in the car. Hubby can’t stop door, woman can’t get noggin out of car in time. Precision placement of face at that precise moment results in door shutting on nose. Woman begins dancing and jumping in place yelling, “Nyte ne ounna hyer!”, or words to that effect, in the parking lot at the Cody Walmart. Humiliate and worried hubby drives woman and bloody nose to ER. ER staff x-rays face and packs nose between titters and giggles. Moral: If there’s a total and unlikely way to get hurt, Blooie will find it. And you DON’T want to ask how I cut myself shaving. End of saga.
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OMG! I was laughing and guffawing so loud that hubs stopped snoring in his chair! Said "whass up?" And fell back asleep!
If it makes you feel better I have closed my face in the bathroom door cause I was aggravated. Not a shining moment for me.
 
Blooie said:
Yep, Debby, there is a Saga of the Door and the Schnoz. Woman puts noggin into car to pinpoint position of forgotten purse. Hubby shuts door before realizing said noggin was partly in the car. Hubby can’t stop door, woman can’t get noggin out of car in time. Precision placement of face at that precise moment results in door shutting on nose. Woman begins dancing and jumping in place yelling, “Nyte ne ounna hyer!”, or words to that effect, in the parking lot at the Cody Walmart. Humiliate and worried hubby drives woman and bloody nose to ER. ER staff x-rays face and packs nose between titters and giggles. Moral: If there’s a total and unlikely way to get hurt, Blooie will find it. And you DON’T want to ask how I cut myself shaving. End of saga.

Bruce, a bench grinder would be a good idea....but I’d find a way to get hurt on that, too!
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And y'all say I need to be bubble wrapped! :gig
 
Blooie said:
Yep, Debby, there is a Saga of the Door and the Schnoz. Woman puts noggin into car to pinpoint position of forgotten purse. Hubby shuts door before realizing said noggin was partly in the car. Hubby can’t stop door, woman can’t get noggin out of car in time. Precision placement of face at that precise moment results in door shutting on nose. Woman begins dancing and jumping in place yelling, “Nyte ne ounna hyer!”, or words to that effect, in the parking lot at the Cody Walmart. Humiliate and worried hubby drives woman and bloody nose to ER. ER staff x-rays face and packs nose between titters and giggles. Moral: If there’s a total and unlikely way to get hurt, Blooie will find it. And you DON’T want to ask how I cut myself shaving. End of saga.

Bruce, a bench grinder would be a good idea....but I’d find a way to get hurt on that, too!
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The next time DH says I'm accident prone, I'm going to remember this story! :lau (ouch)
 
rjohns39 said:
Last night I found out how deep the trench was to my working space,. I took the dog out on a leash and he saw a predictor and wrapped the leash around my legs taking me down. I was horrified to discover that I couldn't touch bottom and had to pull myself back up with my arms..
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Be careful Bob, don't need anymore broke bones on this thread! ;)
 
rjohns39 said:
Last night I found out how deep the trench was to my working space,. I took the dog out on a leash and he saw a predictor and wrapped the leash around my legs taking me down. I was horrified to discover that I couldn't touch bottom and had to pull myself back up with my arms..
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Whoa, are you trying to pull a Sean on us?
 

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