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I used to breed them. At one point I had well over 200 rats 😬
Really. I'm terrified of them. My daughter had a white rat named Rocket. When I'd visit, I'd stop at the sonic and get French fries. I'd throw them to the rat so she would stay on the other side of the room. I guess she started to think I fed her because I liked her. She started trying to sneak up on me. Once, after a double shift, I fell asleep at her house, and the darn thing got in the bed with me. I took a baby aspirin for my heart. She had a toddler, a tarantula, a few snakes, and some lizards. I preferred them all to that rat.
 
Really. I'm terrified of them. My daughter had a white rat named Rocket. When I'd visit, I'd stop at the sonic and get French fries. I'd throw them to the rat so she would stay on the other side of the room. I guess she started to think I fed her because I liked her. She started trying to sneak up on me. Once, after a double shift, I fell asleep at her house, and the darn thing got in the bed with me. I took a baby aspirin for my heart. She had a toddler, a tarantula, a few snakes, and some lizards. I preferred them all to that rat.
At the time I had several large snakes. 5 to be exact. And the rats they were eating were getting expensive, so I decided to just raise my own. Those little buggers really know how to multiply, so before long I was selling rats. I sold them for years, until decided to get rid of all my snakes. Now most of my adult children have pet snakes... and rats. 😁
 

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