The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Trixie Belden]

My couch pillow, maybe I can knock their heads off?

 

[bluedragonfire]

My math book, I'll kill them with algebra!!
By the way,

 

[Trixie Belden]

Ahthere we go, i now have my brother on my left with his sword and revolver, I love my big brother and on his lap is our huskie and German Shepard and ontop of that our tabby black Tom cat, and in my left pocket is my hair brush pocket knife and 24 band aids yes I am so ready now!

 

[bluedragonfire]

Wow, that's quite a list. Ok, what else do I have on my left? My mom's staplers and salt lamp (which is about the same size and weight as a bowling ball, without the base)! I'll staple them to the wall, then beat them back to death with the salt lamp!

 

[Gomes Bantams]

MY brother. And a stapler. I can staple them to the wall while my brother kicks them, and I can run for my life...

 

[TallChickMagnet]

A TV remote control unit...

 

[Texas Wolf]

yeah

 

[brahmakid11]

my little brothers spiderman coloring book maybe I can kill them by making them look at his horrible drawings

 

[Gomes Bantams]

lol

 

[TallChickMagnet]

Today I have a bottle of Gummy Bear Multi-Vitamins. Maybe I'll get strong enough to beat them back.