The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[brahmakid11]

Luckily my gunsafe is to the left, so I think I've got it handled. Unless I can't find the key, then I'm in trouble.

 

[horsecrazychicklovingkid]

The object to my left is air..I'm going to die!!!

 

[JD4570]

A Makarov pistol in .380 ACP, and a box of Kleenex.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

my para-gonna-tear-the-flesh-off-of-anything-keets.

 

[JD4570]

I'm back to just the flashlight and box of Kleenex.

 

[CayugaLover]

a whiteboard, a magnet, a window decoration, and a water bottle label

 

[JD4570]

Great, the flashlight is now on my right! I'm down to a box of Kleenex, a pen and a burned out run capacitor.

 

[JD4570]

Yahoo! Mr. Glock is baaahck.

 

[TexasLisa]

I have two pens, a cup of tea, and a jar of Cashews. Oh and let's don't forget my trusty can of Silicone Spray!!! Let's hope they have peanut allergies!!

Lisa

 

[ShellLea]

An extremely heavy pretty much unbreakable ashtray. Not the best, but that sucker has broken toes just being dropped. Imagine throwing it at a zombie head!