The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[OwlLover]

A box of matches.

 

[StupidBird]

J.Jeavons' "How to Grow More Vegetables". Or my dog. It's so pathetic, it'll just trip 'em up rolling on its back begging for a belly rub.

eta: so I'll just what, compost the zombies? Double dig them?

 

[Bunnylady]

Black magic marker, glass dishes, sleeping husband. Eww, his smelly shoes are on the floor, may not kill the, but may stun them briefly

My work boots.

Sounds like we're gonna have a Zombie Stomp!

 

[ChicknBaron]

about the nuke... i plan on going down with it... kamikaze style... with a hint of gangnam style...

 

[Marty1876]

To my left, a t.v. and set of drawers. Guess I'll be dressing them and setting them down to watch spooky movies.....then I'll run away.

 

[JD4570]

about the nuke... i plan on going down with it... kamikaze style... with a hint of gangnam style...

Just make sure you give me a heads up before you touch that puppy off, I wanna be clear of the blast zone. Oh, my weapon(s) is two double barreled 12 ga. shotguns. Double Double tap.

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

An iPod. I'll just play One Direction. That'll kill 'em.

 

[bluedragonfire]

My personal finance book. I'll run away while they learn how to manage money.

 

[Bunnylady]

My personal finance book. I'll run away while they learn how to manage money.

I've always suspected that math was deadly!

A - let's see - 9 pound cat perched on a scale. Why she sits there, I can't imagine, but now I know where the "scimitars of death" are.

 

[maidenwolfx80]

A coffee cup, I will throw hot coffee on them