The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Bunnylady]

Ahem. . . . . . chainsaw!

I have a feeling I'm not the only one who doesn't want to know why this Texan keeps a chainsaw so close at hand.

 

[PekinBantam]

I have a feeling I'm not the only one who doesn't want to know why this Texan keeps a chainsaw so close at hand.

Haha, LOL!

 

[JD4570]

I have a feeling I'm not the only one who doesn't want to know why this Texan keeps a chainsaw so close at hand.

Oh come now Bunny, I hope you aren't thinking ill of me. I'm just preparing for the Texas Chainsaw Zombie Massacre, hey that's kinda catchy. That'll make a great title for a movie!

 

[LovePolish2]

Oh come now Bunny, I hope you aren't thinking ill of me. I'm just preparing for the Texas Chainsaw Zombie Massacre, hey that's kinda catchy. That'll make a great title for a movie!

haha Awesome

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh come now Bunny, I hope you aren't thinking ill of me. I'm just preparing for the Texas Chainsaw Zombie Massacre, hey that's kinda catchy. That'll make a great title for a movie!

Oh, sure - droppin' zombies, stackin' 'em like cordwood!

And, JD, you know me; I can never resist the set-up to a good joke!


Now, to my left - half a dozen cooling pumpkin pies. I suppose I could throw them at the zombies, but it seems such a waste . . . .

 

[Gomes Bantams]

my para-tear-the-flesh-off-of-every-living-thing-keets.

 

[miss heny]

a big thick book

 

[clucky3255]

To my right or left?

Right: A angel decoration: (
Left: Tissues:0

I am totally going to die.XC

 

[JD4570]

To my right or left?

Right: A angel decoration: (
Left: Tissues:0

I am totally going to die.XC

Clucky, I hope that angel decoration is a statue. If it is just face the opposite direction and you'll have a weapon. Me, I have a safety box cutter with a maximum cutting depth of only 3/8". I know I'm good with a blade but this is ridiculous!!!

 

[Bunnylady]

Clucky, I hope that angel decoration is a statue. If it is just face the opposite direction and you'll have a weapon. Me, I have a safety box cutter with a maximum cutting depth of only 3/8". I know I'm good with a blade but this is ridiculous!!!

I know they won't let you take a box cutter on a plane, but I don't think one would stop a zombie; I think all it would do is make a mess. If somebody has a piece of rope, we might hoist miss heny's big heavy book to some height and then use the box cutter to cut the rope, dropping the book onto the zombie and squashing it.