The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Bunnylady]

A BB gun. Somehow, I don't think they'd bb impressed.

 

[Puddin Fluff]

An almost empty bottle of lotion.

Well, zombies do have bad skin.

 

[JD4570]

I guess someone could borrow my other B.U.G., a Colt Police Positive in .38 spl.

 

[Chickenfan4life]

A paper plate?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Gomes Bantams]

my doberman....

 

[member 142084]

scrambled eggs and a fork

 

[moriah6299]

A gun safe fill with guns Yay i'm safe

 

[TheCrazyClucker]

My house chicken, a Mille Fluer d'Uccle bantam hen named Ethel and her dog bed turned chicken bed. What would I do with that? Have Ethel fly with talons outstretched at the zombies? No, she's to tame and friendly.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

Umm.. let me see. *moves into aviary*

There, deadly, blood/flesh hungry parakeets.

 

[JD4570]

My Colt SAA revolver in .45 Colt. It makes nice big holes in zombies.