The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Fluffballs]

A pillow... Pillowfight?

 

[KeyMan]

M1A1 Tank.... I use to work on them would be the ultimate weapon in yard!

 

[trainfullachickens14]

M1A1 Tank.... I use to work on them would be the ultimate weapon in yard!

'Murica! You probably have the best chances of any of us. Even when you run out of ammo, a 60+ ton metal monster with armor equivalent to two full feet of pure steel that can drive over any terrain at 45 MPH is a weapon in itself! OOH-RAH!

 

[KeyMan]

WELL SAID!!!

 

[miss heny]

Until it runs out of gas....

 

[Kernel Cluck]

****.. its a 11lb dog named clara. She is very sweet.. Im dead;

 

[miss heny]

fed the dog to the zombies, and hightail it out of there! I only have pillows, a crate of papers, and the window doors..(blinds closed) So your the luckier one of the two LOL

 

[Chickenfan4life]

A kiwi, and the uber-sharp knife I used to cut it with... Watch out zombies, or I'll gore ya!... wait... Zombies are really already dead... I'm a goner...

 

[PekinBantam]

A kiwi, and the uber-sharp knife I used to cut it with... Watch out zombies, or I'll gore ya!... wait... Zombies are really already dead... I'm a goner...  

Actually, you could decapitate them...

 

[Kernel Cluck]

Poor Clara. I told my wife we needed to be prepared for the Zombie Apocalype... but she was all like, no thats silly. And now look, I have to feed our dog to them.