The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[StarrNico]

rechargeable flashlight

 

[PekinBantam]

Headphones. :/

 

[charnic44]

My friends Amanda and Sarah. I will use Amanda as bait and Sarah to fight them.

 

[cravenchx]

Tonight is the remote control....spring, where are you?

 

[miss heny]

Dog, and human.

 

[roostersandhens]

Pencil - not very sharp either..

 

[NinjaRooster]

A drawer full of pencil, pens, markers, and a carburetor.

 

[The Breaker]

a log..........

 

[NinjaRooster]

My pillow. Eh, not the greatest weapon.

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

a printer.....
THIS IS THE GREATEST WEAPON OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

*takes apart printer*
*connects laser to car battery*
*straps laser to chest*
*puts battery in backpack*