The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[The Breaker]

I can.........but I already knew I was pro

 

[NinjaRooster]

NEVER fight fair. Fighting fair is how you get beat up

There is no such thing as a fair fight. Nor is it possible to cheat in a fight. You either beat the other guy, or you may as well forget even trying to fight.



My Taurus PT92 air soft replica.

 

[The Breaker]

There is no such thing as a fair fight. Nor is it possible to cheat in a fight. You either beat the other guy, or you may as well forget even trying to fight.



My Taurus PT92 air soft replica.

I like this ninja!

 

[NinjaRooster]

I like this ninja!

My weapon or my philosophy?

 

[AlphaOmega]

My weapon or my philosophy?

I don't know about him but I like your philosophy! I have no idea what the weapon is.

 

[NinjaRooster]

I don't know about him but I like your philosophy! I have no idea what the weapon is.

It's an air soft pistol. Not even semi auto... cool to play with, useless otherwise.


You have my father to thank for the philosophy. Believe it or not, I am a very gentle person. Too gentle. It takes great effort to make myself aggressive.

 

[The Breaker]

I don't know about him but I like your philosophy! I have no idea what the weapon is.

x2

 

[Kelsykin]

Ī Ηανεητ яεαď тнат ует... άήγ ğøøď¿

[if you could read my last post, then you are ρяσ]

I can read them both.

 

[Chickadee42]

My desk...iPod...a bowl...a clock...a large bin of pointy pens and pencils...scissors...glitter glue...tape...pipe cleaners...lots of books...a few candles...two lamps...a flag....some paper...a piggy bank...a Kirk pop figure...some yarn...knitting needles...a harmonica...a stapler...some pants...a dime...some string...a spoon...
Ok, here's my plan. I bribe them with the dime, distract them with music, stab them with the needles, pens, scissors, and pencils, chuck the candles, lamps, piggy bank, books, and figure at their heads, then tie them up with the yarn and glue/tape them to the floor! I think I'm good!

 

[StupidBird]

To the left is my rot tie-beagle mix. She will leap energetically at all comers, throw herself at their feet and roll over begging for belly rubs. As they trip over this useless watch dog, I will make my get away. PS., she doesn't even bark. A more happy, clueless dog I have yet to meet.