The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Kelsykin]

My Husband. I can hide behind him and he can shoot the zombies lol

 

[Chickens R Us]

1 slipper, my dog took the other 1

 

[Chickadee42]

A tissue box

 

[ScottyChic]

A PILLOW - so I can smother them

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

A change of pants..... MUAHAHAHA

 

[Cluckysnap123]

STILL the pistol with bullets attached... I always go on my laptop in the safe room right next to the gun closet... I'm gonna live wayyy longer than any of you!

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

STILL the pistol with bullets attached... I always go on my laptop in the safe room right next to the gun closet... I'm gonna live wayyy longer than any of you!

I have my left shoe!
THEY ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!!! XD

 

[StarrNico]

*turns around* I now am facing zombies with whole cabinet of sharp things (Pencils, scissors, pens, ect.) on my left.
*turns back around to face desktop computer* now I have a flashlight and books and assorted odds and ends.

 

[MsChickenMomma]

Still a sketchpad and a lamp.....

I could offer to make them some self portraits.

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

A half eaten cold pizza.