The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Bunnylady]

Oh, that's mean. That might even be considered cruel and unusual.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

A lone parakeet. Dang it *opens aviary* FLY MY PRETTIES!

 

[maidenwolfx80]

A metal file,,, hmm interesting

 

[Novaleigh]

The kids' school handbook of rules and regulations. Hmmm..... well, I could always read them to the zombies and I am sure the zombies would be more then happy to storm the school for rules that sound good on paper but are NEVER enforced unless they are stupid rules. Dress code is strict, but bullying is not. So, maybe the zombies would do me a favor, if they would, I wouldn't mind the zombie surge

 

[Gomes Bantams]

one of the many bookshelves in the library. I can climb on top of one.

 

[JD4570]

A camp ax. Short ranged but effective.

 

[Bunnylady]

12 pounds of Habanero, Fish, Lemon Drop and Inferno Banana peppers. If I run them through the food processor, can I use them like napalm?

 

[JD4570]

12 pounds of Habanero, Fish, Lemon Drop and Inferno Banana peppers. If I run them through the food processor, can I use them like napalm?

Maybe more like pepper spray? Well, zee Glock is bach.

 

[tweetysvoice]

A bowl of cheerios. I guess I'll have something to munch on while they munch on me.. LOL

 

[Kida]

heh my daughter's stuffed caterpillar is beside me sooo... I'd be dead. lol