The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[JD4570]

16 foot tape measure. I'm boned.

Naw. If it's metal just wrap it around the zombie's neck as many times as possible then pull! You'll zip that head right off.

 

[Chicken Tamer]

A flashlight. Psst. . . . Chicken Tamer. . . . I see the Ninja Chicken. Of course I see chickens everywhere.

LoL!!!!

 

[Miss Sebright]

A backpack containing an obnoxiously obease binder, large sketchbook, and a little sketchbook. Huzzah.

 

[Sparky2133]

A printer. Or a stapler. Whichever one I'm all set.

 

[lizard of oz]

well in my left pocket I gotta dollar and a quarter

 

[l-o-v-e]

fork and yarn

 

[Chicken Tamer]

A wall 0_o Beat that what!

 

[JD4570]

My Glock.

 

[Chicken Tamer]

A cup of coffe, and the coffee is cooling down!!! Quick put it in the microwave!!

 

[Peep_Show]

An empty glass and a napkin.... Maybe I should join them for dinner?