So... What's the scariest sentence you can put together? If someone said this sentence to you, that is. For example, "There is a spider on your face" could be creepy for Alice (you) but not Bob (your friend). Bob might find the sentence "Everything you know is wrong" creepy, but Alice might find it funny.
Mine's: Giant mutant bugs are going to come to your house now and crawl all over you while you sleep, go through every bit of food you have, then destroy your computer.
"I'm sorry, the totally awesome geniuses at Natsume and Nintendo have all died and you will never ever see another Harvest Moon game as long as you live."
"Your parents have died of a disease you probably will get, and so now you will go live with some abusive drug addicts in Mexico and eat only bugs."
How's that?