Felix, I tried the apple thing to ripen bananas. The poster said it would ripen them in 24 hrs. = they lied. I had the apple in with them 3 days - no change. I got impatient and ate the apple.
I suppose if I hit them with a mallet they would get all bruised and icky looking like over ripe bananas. But, doubt that would cause them to be sweeter.
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I suppose if I hit them with a mallet they would get all bruised and icky looking like over ripe bananas. But, doubt that would cause them to be sweeter.

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