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Apparently the town sand pit is THE place to be.

Last weekend I had to go because I had a power guy stuck in my driveway. At the pit I met Kevin who informed me he also worked for the power company and knew the guy stuck in my driveway. Kevin helped me scrape enough dirt/sand/salt mixture off the ground to fill a bucket to help his buddy get out of my driveway since the actual pit was empty.

We got freezing rain and rain all last night, and wind. The people monitoring the shrinking arctic ice sheet might want to come out and visit me, I think I have their missing ice sheet in my driveway. Even BF remarked that the driveway was a death trap this morning, making me think is the worst it's ever been. Yup, it is.

Anyway, I spread the buckets I had on hand plus what was in the wood stoves from burning them all weekend. It wasn't enough. Went to the sand pit to pick up my allotted 2 buckets of sand. At the sand pit I was approached by this guy asking me if I lived in the big blue house on the hill. Oh sure, I'll cop to that, even without a road name. Apparently he lives at the end of the road and wanted me to know my BF never waves to him. I'm not exactly sure I've ever seen him before waving at us and I told him that. Apparently it was so upsetting that he needed to tell me that first thing upon meeting him. If he wants a friendly neighbor show I'm more than happy to honk as I go by, especially tonight when I'll get home around midnight. He told me that the people across from me have pigs (that must be where the escaped pig that I tried to capture came from) and that I have "a lot of animals." Yes, yes I do. I refused to nail down a specific amount of animals that I may or may not have. We talked about his service in Viet Nam and how he gets services from the VA where I work. It was a pleasant conversation and I was pleased to meet him.

When I got home I had the smart idea that instead of dragging heavy buckets down to the end of the driveway to treat it that I'd park part of the way up, take the sand out of the back of the car, sand the area, then move up the driveway some more. I thought this was a genius idea.

On the third section, about halfway up the driveway, I hear something strange. I look up and my car is no longer anchored to the ground, but it is sliding, wheels locked (with studded tires on), and obviously heading my way. I throw the bucket of sand and the shovel into the snowbank, and thankfully had left my driver door open, so I ran up and jumped in the car to guide it down the driveway better.

I'm very lucky.

I also then parked in the garage and just walked the rest of the way down with the other bucket.

Lesson learned.


I need spring.
 
@superchemicalgirl We have the snow again this morning covering everything
treacherous and beautiful... above all else be safe
 
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SCG, it's very noble and thoughtful of you to embark on a captive breeding program to supplement the shrinking glacier population in their native habitat. Hopefully someday they can be released back into the wild, and others can experience the entertainment and exhilaration they provide.

I've been watching "Highway thru He11" on Netflix; I just watched an episode where a couple of the drivers get sent up a narrow, steep, icy logging road with what I think was a 5-ton tow truck to try to recover a pickup that had slid off the road. When they get to the truck, it is only a couple of vehicle lengths off the road, but it's down a slope of 45o or steeper - no way can they get it up; even trying would almost certainly result in the loss of the tow truck, too. So then they still have to try to get the tow truck back down a couple of miles of what is basically a bobsled run. Having just watched a tow truck, with its chains on and its wheel lift down and digging into the ground, go sliding merrily down a road in spite of everything its drivers could do, I had visions of your car skating down the hill almost before I read the words "park part of the way up." I am so, so glad you are all right.
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SCG, it's very noble and thoughtful of you to embark on a captive breeding program to supplement the shrinking glacier population in their native habitat. Hopefully someday they can be released back into the wild, and others can experience the entertainment and exhilaration they provide.

I've been watching "Highway thru He11" on Netflix; I just watched an episode where a couple of the drivers get sent up a narrow, steep, icy logging road with what I think was a 5-ton tow truck to try to recover a pickup that had slid off the road. When they get to the truck, it is only a couple of vehicle lengths off the road, but it's down a slope of 45o or steeper - no way can they get it up; even trying would almost certainly result in the loss of the tow truck, too. So then they still have to try to get the tow truck back down a couple of miles of what is basically a bobsled run. Having just watched a tow truck, with its chains on and its wheel lift down and digging into the ground, go sliding merrily down a road in spite of everything its drivers could do, I had visions of your car skating down the hill almost before I read the words "park part of the way up." I am so, so glad you are all right.
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Thank you for the laugh and I'm glad I'm okay, too. It definitely could have gone much worse.

I'm looking at my 10 day forecast - today it's supposed to hit 47, tomorrow 44 and then Friday back to the single digits. We have 2 days to get this sheet melted.
 
These twelve short stories are all very good stories and make us think twice
about the daily happenings in our lives as we deal with others!!

1.
Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own words, she said, "Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile."
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2.

Today, I asked my mentor - a very successful business man in his 70s- what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said,
"Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing."
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3.

Today, after my 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn't recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said , "On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center."
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4.

Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died,
he licked the tears off my face.
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5.

Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too.
A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow.
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6.

Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother's hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died.
She simply said, "I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often."
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7.

Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.
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8.

Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, "Why?" She replied, "So you can help me save the planet." I chuckled again and asked, "And why do you want to save the planet?"
Because that's where I keep all my stuff," she said.
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9.

Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old breast cancer patient
laughing
hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter's antics, I suddenly realized that
I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating it again.
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10.

Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for me.
He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he was leaving he said,
"I hope you feel better soon."
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11.

Today, I was feeling down because the results of a biopsy came back
malignant. When I got home, I opened an e-mail that said, "Thinking of you today. If you need me, I'm a phone call away."
It was from a high school
friend I hadn't seen in 10 years.
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12.

Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from Zimbabwe.
He
said he hadn't eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely skinny and unhealthy.
Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was eating.
The first thing the man said was, "We can share it.
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The best sermons are lived, not preached.
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I am glad I have you to send these to.
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These are worth passing on...hope you enjoy them as much as I did !


My 82 year old Aunt sent this to me if it doesn't make you cry check your pulse
 
When I got home I had the smart idea that instead of dragging heavy buckets down to the end of the driveway to treat it that I'd park part of the way up, take the sand out of the back of the car, sand the area, then move up the driveway some more. I thought this was a genius idea.

On the third section, about halfway up the driveway, I hear something strange. I look up and my car is no longer anchored to the ground, but it is sliding, wheels locked (with studded tires on), and obviously heading my way. I throw the bucket of sand and the shovel into the snowbank, and thankfully had left my driver door open, so I ran up and jumped in the car to guide it down the driveway better.

I'm very lucky.

I also then parked in the garage and just walked the rest of the way down with the other bucket.

Lesson learned.


I need spring.
I'm glad you heard the noise in time to avoid a disaster!

Only 68 more days of winter!
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Only 68 more days of winter!
54

Only on the calendar
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@superchemicalgirl Have you considered installing a gondola? A 2 person would do unless you often have big parties.
We are also going to have above freezing temps until Friday morning. I have similar concerns about the ice melting before the temp goes back down and turns all the water on ice into an impassable shiny surface. But I'm not in your league, our "driveway" is a semicircle and relatively flat.
 
@superchemicalgirl

You were trying to do a two person job with only one person....

That was the problem.

See, one person drives the car, the second person sits on the hood and tosses out sand infront of the car as you drive up. :D
 

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