Mine would be the kind with a handsome young man to do all the chores for me while I sit around drinking margaritas and enjoying the view...
I don't terribly mind the getting up early. I really genuinely like minding the orchard and wish all food grew on trees. The chickens are easy to care for. I rather like heating the house by means of a woodstove. I can maintain the pool by myself, no problem.
I want the young man to deal with my woodlot and split and stack wood, put up & repair fences, maintain and help renovate buildings, weed the garden, build dry-stacked rock walls and haul compost/mulch for me. Also to mind a herd of goats, which are too much work for me to do by myself, but I like fresh goat milk.
Right now I have 2 acres not too far from Boston. The farmhouse is a real antique with exposed timber frame construction. Well is inside the house, 2 fireplaces, one large inglenook-style with a cooking crane and one with a woodstove shoved in it. We have a smallish red barn able to hold a smallish flock of sheep, some poultry, a pig and 6 dairy cows, although it currently contains a bunch of squirrels, mice, a bunch of old furniture and two large barking dogs. We have about an acre of woodlot backing onto conservation land, a big garden, a 30-tree orchard with all kinds of fruit and berries, a ton of outbuildings in varying states of repair (including chicken coop with 18 chickens), a rather nice swimming pool and brick patio.
Let me tell you, it is an insane amount of work. The house alone takes Murphy's Oil Soap by the gallon. All those picturesque old farmhouses, you need a whole extended family working on them just to keep them clean and the fields in good condition--never mind actually producing crops. 14 hours/day 365 days/year is not for everyone. Lots of people like to come visit us and are astonished that we can't drop what we're doing to entertain them. Work work work work.