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This is why you are our royal advisor.Dawg. They're easier to kill whem their drunk. Stop trying tohelp the enemies.![]()

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This is why you are our royal advisor.Dawg. They're easier to kill whem their drunk. Stop trying tohelp the enemies.![]()
I didn't finally get to sleep until 3 or 4I fell asleep at like 9. Was whipped.
Barely started and y'all are already scheming to kill meThis is why you are our royal advisor.![]()
I was not a part of it. I was asleep.Barely started and y'all are already scheming to kill me![]()
Your teammates are dumb.Don't dump it! Are you crazy?? Bring it back. Jeez.
This one has a caca obsession.I pulled out my enchanted weapon of destruction and war which has defeated many armies of zombie scorpions and magical troll dinosaurs (effects of the weapon are staph infections and it will give you a temporary scent of feces in your nostrils)
NaaassssttttyyuuEmma licks the feces off her face, pukes her guts over Texas, and swallows her with her belly button.
Oh my you poor thing.No, I'm not sick. I just can't really handle blood. I had a...bad experience with blood when I was really little, and I think that caused it.
I'm fine with animal blood. So like, if one of my chickens get hurt or something, I can treat them without a problem. Human blood is a little harder, but I'm trying really hard to get over that. If I'm bleeding, then that's another thing entirely. If there is any significant amount of blood, I will get really nauseous and then pass out. It happens every time.
I also have a really active imagination, which doesn't really help. One time, I was hammering something, and I accidentally hit my finger. It made a little cut, not something that would usually make me pass out. But then I started thinking, "I just smashed my finger open..." and then I started imagining all these different things, and the next thing I knew, I was laying on the floor.
As to what happened, I cut myself on a can.
We can't just send her overThis one has a caca obsession.
Moony lock her up and destroy the key.