The Queen's World—Exit Stage Left

[ShrekDawg]

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One pair down.

Truly. It's the eyes. And the little antlers. Do you shed them annually? I wish I could add freckles in the app. I find it insane there's not an option I've found. lol

So leaning away from a centaur then? Very well, an elf lord you shall get.

I'm sure it's from a tv series based on books you've never read. If you prefer it could be a tub of that whipped marshmallow nonsense.

Yes it issss. But don’t worry, I was actually dying laughing, just wanted to channel my inner Jaskier dramatic ness

 

[ColtHandorf]

I want whatever room is furthest away from mister meanie

I'm sure you won't want to hear the consummation of the marriage anyway.

Should i feel insulted?

It'll be fine. That's why there's magic, right?

I think they tend to do better thpugh with less divorces if i remember righr

Indeed.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

No, no, it's just that, well, marriage is a lifelong commitment, and some people just... don't mix... separation might be necessary after a while if things become tense... wouldn't want this to turn into a nasty divorce.

Well, is the option to add a third to spice thing up never gonna be an option?

 

[ShrekDawg]

 

[ShrekDawg]

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

As long as you clean up after it.

*Hugs.*
Yayyyy!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'm sure you won't want to hear the consummation of the marriage anyway.

It'll be fine. That's why there's magic, right?

Indeed.

OMG EW I NEED BLEACH

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I'm sure you won't want to hear the consummation of the marriage anyway.

Heck, I know that I won't, because I'm fainting right now.
Overy, hold off on the salts for a bit, please.
*Faints.*

 

[ShrekDawg]

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Well, is the option to add a third to spice thing up never gonna be an option?

Like a concubine?
Uh... talk it over with the Queen.