The Queen's World—Exit Stage Left

[Sapphire Sebright]

I have Saffy DNA

You WHAT?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Only Saff weilds the bathroom scales

And scalpels.
Don't forget the staple guns.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I don’t need a bathroom scale! Just some melatonin and/or Benadryl and/or cough syrup and a dark room and some sleepy/relaxing music and white noise maybe a fan and the most comfortable bed or couch or pillow pile or blankets or whatever you prefer possible. Would you prefer a salty pool of water since you are a starfish? I can arrange that. And I will also personally sing lullabies as well. And give you some turkey

White and purple fairy lights, closed curtains, down comforter over a soft mattress, lots of pillows, a sleeping mask, and a large and soft stuffed animal to cuddle.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Did I miss our wedding?

I totally forgot about the wedding.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

No, I'm not sick. I just can't really handle blood. I had a...bad experience with blood when I was really little, and I think that caused it.
I'm fine with animal blood. So like, if one of my chickens get hurt or something, I can treat them without a problem. Human blood is a little harder, but I'm trying really hard to get over that. If I'm bleeding, then that's another thing entirely. If there is any significant amount of blood, I will get really nauseous and then pass out. It happens every time.
I also have a really active imagination, which doesn't really help. One time, I was hammering something, and I accidentally hit my finger. It made a little cut, not something that would usually make me pass out. But then I started thinking, "I just smashed my finger open..." and then I started imagining all these different things, and the next thing I knew, I was laying on the floor.

As to what happened, I cut myself on a can.

Oh, dear, I'm sorry that you have to deal with that. I hope that it gets better for you.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

You WHAT?

Uh, cha. That's how you saved/created me, remember?

 

[Texasclucker]

BUT WAIT WHAT DO YALL THINK ABOUT MY NEW CHARACTER

 

[Texasclucker]

I just revised my og molerat character here is my new oneView attachment 2903962

LOOK IT TOOK ME SO LONG

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

No, the asylum of madness
Ruled by the dear bantam cochin queen the one and only @Overo Mare and Moony

I am her dear royal advisor.

And I'm the gremlin-coded zombie princess who cooks a lot.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Uh, cha. That's how you saved/created me, remember?

I thought that I sewed you together, not gave birth to you or however you'd have my DNA!