The Queen's World—Exit Stage Left

[EmmaRainboe]

Alas t wench thee needeth to catch but a wink. Someone cutteth h'r int'rnet off each night!










I just found the nearest website ever for cheating!
https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean

Nev'r feareth, the queen is h're. Anon boweth down to me oh endearing subjects. Nay needeth to che'r to loud, and grant me with nev'r ending praise

 

[sealer39]

Rev married the boys the other day but we all missed it.
We need another big wedding...when we all are there to party.
Is your boat big enough for us all?

Rev got married to two boys?

 

[Kiki]

Rev got married to two boys?

Rev was the Rev who married the two boys to each other.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

@ColtHandorf You are married!
Let's party?

I didn’t even get a chance to assassinate anyone.

 

[R2elk]

Rev got married to two boys?

No, he performed the ceremony but neither of the participants were present. The guests were not present either.

 

[Kiki]

Nev'r feareth, the queen is h're. Anon boweth down to me oh endearing subjects. Nay needeth to che'r to loud, and grant me with nev'r ending praise

fie! cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate daw

Spoiler: Hints

I opened the website and this was already typed in.

 

[Kiki]

No, he performed the ceremony but neither of the participants were present. The guests were not present either.

So we get a do over.

 

[Chookwagn]

So we get a do over.

Who is getting done over??

 

[Kiki]

Who is getting done over??

Every one.
All of us.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

fie! cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate daw

Spoiler: Hints

I opened the website and this was already typed in.View attachment 2919863

I spit out my milk.
Not even kidding. It looked like this: