No I think something like that would despise asparagus and turn on you poor little lubbersthank you! I'm hoping soon with all the genetic modifications and splicing and whatnot that I'll be able to have one as a pet
And then I can sic them on all you haters
Then I shall give it a lobotomy with my long acrylic nails to make it more compliant.No I think something like that would despise asparagus and turn on you poor little lubbers
Ew then it’d make a scratchy noise when it walks around. That’s like nails on a chalkboard. Please don’t do that
The graphic image this created in my mind
You seriously need help, Jose.
Then pledge allegiance to the asparagus
The graphic image this created in my mind
Actually you can give him acrylic nailsThen pledge allegiance to the asparagus
I second this. Just imagine the little tapping noises
Like when it’s night and he comes tapping on your window, or scratching on the doggy door to be let in.I second this. Just imagine the little tapping noises
Painted bright orange, of course
