There is a time and place for shenanigans. (edit: THIS is that time and place)

[azurbanclucker]

Yeah, everyone by or near the river needs to evacuate and get the hell outta the way. One person has already died drowning up north.

Platte? You're in Runza-land right?

 

[member 655102]

Holy crap that's enormous, I'm jealous

I don’t think that you’d actually want to eat them. They’re full of nastiness.

 

[Lovely Lettie]

I don’t think that you’d actually want to eat them. They’re full of nastiness.

I wasn't planning on eating them, just watching them rain from the sky.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I’m over by Omaha, NE but reside on the other side of the river in the hills of IA.

No. Pottawattamie County, actually.

Oh so the big muddy, not the Platte river. wasn't sure which side you were in, just the general area

 

[member 655102]

One thing’s for sure…Don’t ever ask me if this is heaven.

 

[azurbanclucker]

One thing’s for sure…Don’t ever ask me if this is heaven.

 

[bill3607]

What exactly is the "!!" on "!!FlordiaMan!!" for?

He is a souped up Florida Man. You know, like when you jack your car up. Or, like now days, when you jack your puter up with some kick *** graphics card etc...

He ain't nothing nice

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Just tell them you're Canadian. Everyone loves Canadians.

Except the people of Maine. Don’t tell us you’re Canadian if you aren’t. Or from Massachusetts, Connecticut, or even Rhode Island. We immediately judge your character and driving skills.

 

[Brooks_]

He ain't nothing nice

 

[bill3607]