There is a time and place for shenanigans. (edit: THIS is that time and place)

[Brooks_]

I don't care what you think of me

Ew

Cat or frog?

 

[tripletfeb]

Cat or frog?

Hate them both. I can at least appreciate frogs and toads, for what they do in a garden and water. Cats destroy gardens. Nasty creatures

 

[Brooks_]

Hate them both. I can at least appreciate frogs and toads, for what they do in a garden and water. Cats destroy gardens. Nasty creatures

On you. Pick one. lol

 

[azurbanclucker]

My daughter just informed me that it was selfish of me to wish for a pet dragon if I were given 3 wishes. She said I should be solving world hunger, curing cancer, and creating world peace. My counter was "pick 2 and I'll ask the dragon not to eat you".

Kids!

 

[Brooks_]

My daughter just informed me that it was selfish of me to wish for a pet dragon if I were given 3 wishes. She said I should be solving world hunger, curing cancer, and creating world peace. My counter was "pick 2 and I'll ask the dragon not to eat you".

Kids!

A dragon, an unsinkable survival yacht, and no kids.

 

[member 655102]

A dragon, an unsinkable survival yacht, and no kids.

Instead of the ‘no kids’ just wish for another 3 wishes.

Then add ‘no kids’ to the list.

 

[tripletfeb]

On you. Pick one. lol

I would rather have a pet frog or toad over a cat. Even though frogs and toads give me the heeby jeebies, I seriously do not like cats

 

[notabitail]

My daughter just informed me that it was selfish of me to wish for a pet dragon if I were given 3 wishes. She said I should be solving world hunger, curing cancer, and creating world peace. My counter was "pick 2 and I'll ask the dragon not to eat you".

Kids!

Then wish for shellfish.

 

[Brooks_]

Instead of the ‘no kids’ just wish for another 3 wishes.

Then add ‘no kids’ to the list.

Wish granters are onto that.

Me: Finds Genie.
Genie: Due to inflation I can only grant one wish. And no wishing for more wishes.
Me: A bridge to Hawaii.
Genie: No, no. Think of the logistics; the cement. Pick something else.
Me: I want to understand women.
Genie: So, you want that bridge 2 lanes or 4?

 

[member 655102]

Wish granters are onto that.

Me: Finds Genie.
Genie: Due to inflation I can only grant one wish. And no wishing for more wishes.
Me: A bridge to Hawaii.
Genie: No, no. Think of the logistics; the cement. Pick something else.
Me: I want to understand women.
Genie: So, you want that bridge 2 lanes or 4?