There is a time and place for shenanigans. (edit: THIS is that time and place)

[bill3607]

My grandma said they could add pickleball next year.

I guess you mean next time. The Olympics is every 4 years. They do stagger the summer and Winter Olympics now. The next summer Olympics is 2028. The next Winter Olympics is 2026.

The 2034 Winter Olympics is in Salt Lake City

 

[azurbanclucker]

Someone asked the other day, 2026 winter
games are in Italy

 

[notabitail]

I found a giant run-on sentence that describes computers. From "http://www.putergeek.com/howies_corner/06.shtml":

• 
  Win ME is better than WIN98 which was better than Win 95 but not as good for graphics as MAC and all crash but Linux is good if you don't run this or don't do that, but Win2000 won't run DOS programs and your hardware is obsolete and will not install properly or be supported or you can't get drivers and you should never upgrade any software because when you do, it will corrupt your registry or the uninstall will make a mess of your hard drive and scan disk will fix it but leave 400,000 kb chunks of trash in your root directory which you will never delete because you don't know any better but I do and I deleted them along with every file that had a "D" in it because a tech support person told me to and after I did that, all my printouts were green instead of black but HP said that it is normal for green to occur if you deleted the directory called "%#%#HP-DELETE-ME" because that directory contains mystical files that are invisible unless you change the attributes to archive and read-only which you should never do because then green will become the default but only after an upgrade from IE4 to IE5.01.02.3.21.4 which has bugs in it but you can download a patch from Microsoft which will install and reboot your PC automatically (and isn't that special!?!) but the reboot will fail with a message that you can't read because your splash screen will flicker every 3.4 seconds in between each message that occurs in your normal boot sequence but that is not the problem since, you see, every installation program has a different logic built in to ensure that most operating systems will comply with the programmer desire to destroy all software in the living world by creating rogue installation programs which, on demand, send e-mails to every friend, relatives and your current boss with an attachment that, of course, everyone will open because no one pays attention to the 50,326 warnings that state that you should never open an attachment from anyone except the Pentagon or the IRS or the IRA, because these attachments, you know, are part of a terrorist plot and once they are opened, they morph into various types of files, most of which have "D" in them, and if you delete them, they turn your monitor on and off at random times... but I digress.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I found a giant run-on sentence that describes computers. From "http://www.putergeek.com/howies_corner/06.shtml":

Here's the typical tech response

"TL;DR. Try rebooting"

 

[notabitail]

Here's the typical tech response

"TL;DR. Try rebooting"

And after they reboot you can watch their shocked expression that a simple unplug-and-replug of the machine (if completely stuck) or a few clicks to restart (if working) actually worked.

 

[notabitail]

I got another display on my computer (both are 1080p with some kind of scaling done to bring it to a 1440p display, I think).

 

[azurbanclucker]

I got another display on my computer (both are 1080p with some kind of scaling done to bring it to a 1440p display, I think).
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All that's missing are transparent Eterms.

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[azurbanclucker]

Y'all slackin'

 

[troyer]

Y'all slackin'

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Insomnia.