There is a time and place for shenanigans. (edit: THIS is that time and place)

[The Moonshiner]

Amusingly, I told my wife we should call him Moony. She said no. He IS Baron Gizmo Von Springleton, though. And Princess Maple Von Springleton.

Well I tried, you tried, that's what counts.
They're cute. Enjoy them.

 

[Kiki]

No way. You make up stuff with your technocapabilities. Not fair. It may qualify as elder abuse.

This was funny.

 

[troyer]

So... We got a dog. In true chicken math tradition.

Baron Gizmo Von Springleton

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He's a chocolate dapple

Princess Maple Von Springleton

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She's a red dapple. Her patter is very light.

You’re calling that color pattern dapple. How is it different from merle?