Things men do.....

[Hellvagirl]

Ok I've seen the post about dumb women,but how about dumb men???

I work in a cabinet shop & one of our installers told the boss that he needed a new chaulk line.When the boss ask him why....he answered....mine's crooked.

 

[setter4]

Um....I think his BRAIN might be crooked! lol

 

[Ottoman]

Quote:
I am a blond wife, and I don’t get it.

 

[Chicken Woman]

 

[Dawn419]

A chalk line is a string that pulls out of a....a....a...chalk box.

http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-47-480L-FatMax-Xtreme-Chalk/dp/B000F99IHC

 

[Puff of Fluff]

Did it go for a bender on Worm Wood?

 

[Hellvagirl]

I like sending the new guys to ask for a laminate stretcher when we come up short on a piece.

 

[Puff of Fluff]

That is great! I wonder who laughs hardest at the newbies on that one, you or the people he might ask where to find it?

 

[Hellvagirl]

Probably us.Cause if we get them to call a vendor the vendor is just like ....uhhhhh there is no such thing as a laminate stretcher.

 

[Steve]

Kinda like a board stretcher.

I better go look at my chalk line....I think it might be crooked too.