.................hack a lugey in your hand and wipe it under the desk and then forget you did it and it smears on your pants so your wearing a smeary luge on your pants all day.
I'm a mom who's 2 year old likes to hand me her boogers when I'm talking to people in church.
I just wanted to come up with something REEEALLY disgusting for the fun of it.
I think I succeeded. mwha ha ha.
Hey! I have a crazy aunt too! whoopee!
fine i'll do a "normal" one....
While browsing byc do NOT...
ignore your 2 year old when it's really really quiet or you'll find her in the bathroom with the tub of vaseline greased like a pig and painting the pot, the floor, the wall, the medicine cabinet and it's contents, and the sink with her hands and the toothbrushes.
ignore your 2 year old when it's really really quiet or you'll find her in the bathroom with the tub of vaseline greased like a pig and painting the pot, the floor, the wall, the medicine cabinet and it's contents, and the sink with her hands and the toothbrushes.
- do not "just check out BYC real fast" before starting anything for supper...unless, when you drag yourself away an hour and a half later, you want to make sure the family will eat ANYTHING you set before them - due to desperation...