things that are faster than waiting for a pip to zip then hatch

[adrian]

Waiting for gravity to undo itself
The planet revolving around the sun
Ice melting in Antarctica in the middle of the winter
Blow-drying your hair underwater

 

[walkswithdog]

Elephant pregnancy.
Summer when you're six months pregnant.
The last week of pregnancy for any species.
The last week of school when you're 12.
The amount of time spent in the dentist's chair.

 

[Goose and Fig]

My Grandma at the pharmacy!

Or any store, for that matter.

 

[MagsC]

Grass growing...adult children leaving home....lol
Hope the hatch is going well!

All my babies in the brooder from you are doing great.

 

[FrenchHen]

I have two out. One Australorp EE mix, and one from a white egg that's light brown with a brown mohawk. I don't think the stripe goes down his/her back, just the head.
I had two more hatching as I left for work today as well as one new pip.

 

[LA~Poulet]

Potty training a toddler, trimming a room for painting, driving across the state of Texas...

 

[FrenchHen]

I think driving across Kansas is worse.

waiting for tomatoes to ripen

the last day of school

a transatlantic flight

a fly landing on the right spot to swat it.

 

[77horses]

Waiting for school to end.

Waiting for my event to start at a track or cross country meet.

Waiting for sister to get out of the bathroom in the morning.

And definitely waiting for pullets to start laying eggs.

 

[FrenchHen]

waiting for the grown ups to finish eating so you can open Christmas presents.