Things You Can't Believe You Said

[CombNWattles]

"Help! The dog is chasing a dead cow!"

Loudly, as my DH was on the phone with his boss.




Well. He was.


The cow was being dragged at a high rate of speed down the dirt road behind a pickup, probably on its way to the local dump. I was afraid the dog might run out in front of the truck and get hit.

 

[CombNWattles]

One of the nice ladies who works in the cafeteria here: “are you and your brother twins?”
Me: “I don’t think so!”

 

[FrostRanger]

My immediate supervisor thought "Well, that's bold". He told me that when I confessed that I'd messed up.

I'd call that a happy accident. Did it become a yearly tradition after that?

 

[Nabiki]

I'd call that a happy accident. Did it become a yearly tradition after that?

There was one the next year, but I left before a third year, so I don't know.

 

[FrostRanger]

I have met a dog that doesn't like peanut butter. I tried spreading peanut butter on some of Saphira's toys so that she'd have something to do while I'm gone. Completely ignores it. Most dogs love peanut butter, IG not Saphira

 

[FrostRanger]

I seem to get the animals with weird tastes, aside from Saphira not liking peanut butter, my cat Raven hates turkey and won't touch freshly cooked chicken and I had some chickens a few years ago who didn't like black soldier fly larvae. My previous dog Ranger was generally a bit picky while most of my cats (other than Raven but she's not that picky) have not been picky. One of my cats growing up, Sky, would go nuts for anything strawberry flavored, especially twizzlers, her brother, Shakespear, loved green beans. I suppose all animals are individual, keeps life interesting lol

 

[BoundlessLove]

I have a dog who enjoys eating apples and bananas.
Also, have another dog who turns his nose up at them.
Same with chickens. I have a few chickens who enjoy eating shredded carrots, but some of the chickens pick around them.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Brew loves green beans and berries LOL

 

[ClickityChick123]

My dog won't eat any veggies or fruits, except occasionally carrots.

 

[ClickityChick123]

When you accidentally say "You too!" when it doesn't make any sense. Like when I was at the movie theater and someone said, "Enjoy your movie!" and I said "You too!". I do that a lot.