Things You WOULD or WOULD NOT Do If You Were A Chicken

[Silver Bantam]

If I where a chicken I would be the first one to the feed container at dinner time

 

[Teila]

 

[kendles]

... if I were a chicken. I would give my mom a dirty look, family dinner was Pancakes, Eggs, Canadian Bacon and Pure Michigan Maple Syrup

 

[Teila]

If I were a chicken I WOULD pose for photographs!

 

[ChezChicken]

If I were a chicken I would dance to any music I hear, and I would also enjoy perching on my owner shoulder if I couldn't get on his/her head!

 

[CandyQueen]

If I was a chicken I would use my wings to flap around all day (I would jump from atop my coop and try to fly

)
If I was a chicken I would not allow myself to be held (Nuuuuuu! I must fly!!!!! PUT MEH DOWN

)

 

[Teila]

If I was a chicken I would use my wings to flap around all day (I would jump from atop my coop and try to fly

)
If I was a chicken I would not allow myself to be held (Nuuuuuu! I must fly!!!!! PUT MEH DOWN

)

 

[kartking22]

I would tell the rooster to get off of my back because he is kicking alot of my pretty feathers off. Second would be to stop putting that thing in my egg hole.....LOL