I love this!

My mother in law would disown me, though. She's mortified this happened on her watch and to say she doesn't handle teasing well is an understatement.
Yeah, it was scary because I gave him his epi-pen while Face-timing with his mom (poor kids parents are in Florida) and he was improving initially. I set him up with a movie in my phone and my mother in law is useless in a crisis so I keep checking on him every 5 minutes or so. 45 minutes AFTER his epi I check in on him, he's asleep at this point, and his eyelids are swelling, hives all over his face and body! That's when I called 911. The entire time MIL is pacing saying she'll just drive him to the hospital

This from the woman who does 38 mph on the freeway! Not a good plan