Debi - sorry to hear about your yucky day - there is not even a full moon to blame it on. Hopefully when you get home there will be baby chicks to make your day - if not, a nice glass of wine while sitting and watching the big chickens play works for me.
Several years ago I had horrible diarrhea over several days... my "behind" was getting raw so I slathered it with desitin (the white gooy zinc oxide stuff) while I was at work. I then sat and charted on some patients, got up... took care of some patients... sat and charted.. up and caring for patients.. etc...
Until I looked at all the different chairs I had sat on and saw all the white sticky blobs that had seeped through my scrubs.... No one else could sit down and chart until my work bought all new chairs.. LOL... I STILL have not lived that down after about 5 years.
Geez I just realized your screenname is debi raymond, it never clicked before. Woops! hahaha.
One day I was driving to work, hit a garbage can on the highway, dented the crap out of the front of my car, went to work, dumped coffee all over my bosses crotch and then on the way home got a flat. Do you feel better yet? LOL