this is how i get my chickens to shut up

[mom'sfolly]

I, myself, like the word "stew" used in reference to the lack of eggs. As in "if you girls don't get to laying more eggs I think I'll be making chicken stew".

The Girls don't take me seriously at all.

 

[Kesta]

but they are laying although my br lucky layed a deformed egg today

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

When I'm carrying my BR chicks on my shoulder or something I say "You peck me, poo on me, or anything else like usual, you'll go from my arms to the pot." Or if they are peeping like they're the boss, I say "Shut up Chicken King. Or you'll be Chicken Ala King."

 

[Kesta]

lol!