This is what happens when you visit Miss_Jayne...

[ranchhand]

*too much sweetness...must lie down.......floor is good........NO! MUST RESIST...........oooooh, woozy..........*


You are a dangerous lady, Lady Jayne!

 

[miss_jayne]

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y'all come! if i have too, i'll feed you LOTS of cake, cookies, bread etc. until you feel woozy and then pack about 20 of 'em in a box and send you on your way.

you'll 'come to' at home and think, "Didn't I ask for 3 chicks? How did I get 20? Why does my head feel fuzzy? How many cookies did I eat?"

Cake, Cookies, Bread....

Im on my way. Leave the porch light on for me.

it's on. back into the drive, it's tricky to navigate on the way out.
uh-oh...is that lasagna left over from dinner....oooooh...

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that shovel is freaking you out isn't it? shovels, sweets, chicks...oh dear. i am dangerous. i like that.

 

[B. Saffles Farms]

Lasagna??? You talk like you know me?

 

[citalk2much]

I hear tell she gives you a suger high then when you are out of your mind shows you the cute little fuzzy butts
beware
be very afraid
run this is not a joke
danger Will Robinson danger

LOL
We love you!
Even if you have an evil plot to enslave is all

 

[miss_jayne]

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i'm sneaky like that! with lots of asiago, parmesan, ricotta and mozzarella!

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and it's working!

love back at you, girl!

 

[lockedhearts]

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I mean SERIOUSLY, you know Miss-Jayne, you can't honestly say this surprises you!!!!

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[B. Saffles Farms]

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i'm sneaky like that! with lots of asiago, parmesan, ricotta and mozzarella!

MMMMMMM youre in MI, Im in TN, can you email me the food? I wasnt hungry until you started talking all about your food. I just wanted some baby chicks.

 

[citalk2much]

Food is the weapon chicks are the trap
RUN

 

[miss_jayne]

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you'd think she'd get wise to it, but i throw just enough twists into the plot to trick her yet again!


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absolutely. keep checking your inbox. it should be there ANY minute now.....


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what? i don't know what you're talking about...i would never...are you insinuating...i, um....uhhhh....oh boy.....

 

[B. Saffles Farms]