Thought this was a feed store joke

[McChooky]

It couldn't be good for chickens to eat a lot of vegetable oil.I'll stick to feeding mine bugs and crickets!

 

[Sauron1]

Easier to yell Happy Birdday (typo and I'm leaving it) and throwing in a whole kale plant.

Exactly. On their hatchdays, I would cuddle them and give them their favorite greens. Don't make your chickens fat!

 

[3KillerBs]

Easier to yell Happy Birdday (typo and I'm leaving it) and throwing in a whole kale plant.

I weeded my garden and gave them the results.

They have a party every time I weed.

 

[B-Goock]

Well, the human stuff is not supposed to be given to Chickens....

Probably not very good for us either

 

[Chickassan]

My chickens are already fat so I'd probably bake one for science.