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[OwlLover]

Em! You're stalking!

 

[Harli50]

OK. Be sure to put that version of Twinkle on your ipod and bring a crowbar; its hard to get in.

what else besides the crowbar??

 

[OwlLover]

what else besides the crowbar??

Work on hysterical laughter. Also be sure to bring a music box that plays soothing music and cute stuffed animals. It works like a charm. Your goal is to convert as many other people to insanity as you can.

 

[MethowPeeps25]

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[NixNoodleNumbat]

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata?
Yeah. It's our motto!
What's a motto?
Nothing. What's a-motto with you?
Those two words will solve all your problems
That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...
When I was a young wart hog
Very nice
Thanks
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame
He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name
What's in a name?
And I got downhearted
How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...
Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(Repeats)
I say "Hakuna"
I say "Matata"

I love that movie...

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

More songs:

Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said, "No thanks!"
We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch
Not everyone invited (sung) will be coming back from lunch
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
The buffalo have got a beef
About this season's grass
Warthogs have been thwarted
In attempts to save their gas
Flamingoes in the pink
Chasing secretary birds
Saffron is theis season's color
Seen in all the herds
Moving down the rank and file
To near the bottom rung
Far too many beetles are

 

[chicklover16]

That song is really creepy hahaha this place is FULL of creeps!! jkjk!!!

And idybityprettylidy:

I LOVE writing stories some i don't get very far on but oh well its still fun! Whats the book about? Maybe we can help you come up with a name!

It's a nineteenth century romantic tragedy. I actually already came up with a first name..... now I need a last name......

Harold, Daniel, Huie, Tarn, Lachlan, William.

hahaha! it's funny you say those names because right before I read your post I decided to do Daniel (woo is going to tease me for a year because of that name)

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

Harold, Daniel, Huie, Tarn, Lachlan, William.

hahaha! it's funny you say those names because right before I read your post I decided to do Daniel (woo is going to tease me for a year because of that name)

They were the boys in my house and year last year...

 

[sourland]

Celery!

 

[littlecreekfarm]

My ewe had a baby lamb named 0live!!! I'm eating cookies!!!