Vote for one. Expires Midnight tonight!
#1
There once was a rooster named Fred
He was not right in the head.
He chased the hens
and wrecked the pens
but he sure did taste good with bread.
#2
How do you stop this hatching addiction?
I wish somebody would tell!
The eggs are so pretty, the chicks are so cute,
surely DH couldn't yell.
I'll make him an omelet, with peppers and cheese,
to keep him preoccupied.
He'll never see me run for the 'bator,
with these beautiful eggs set aside.
My plan didn't work, it's the sofa for me,
But in three short weeks,
we'll have company!!!!
#3
There once was a hen named Kella
She liked to talk to the fella
that brought her some feed
and water indeed
Her favorite was corn that was yella.
#1
There once was a rooster named Fred
He was not right in the head.
He chased the hens
and wrecked the pens
but he sure did taste good with bread.
#2
How do you stop this hatching addiction?
I wish somebody would tell!
The eggs are so pretty, the chicks are so cute,
surely DH couldn't yell.
I'll make him an omelet, with peppers and cheese,
to keep him preoccupied.
He'll never see me run for the 'bator,
with these beautiful eggs set aside.
My plan didn't work, it's the sofa for me,
But in three short weeks,
we'll have company!!!!
#3
There once was a hen named Kella
She liked to talk to the fella
that brought her some feed
and water indeed
Her favorite was corn that was yella.
