Ok, after dealing with them danged old pesky varments (aka: coons) I have come to the conclusion it is time to bring back the coon hat and while we are at it the coon coat, coon scarf, coon shoes, coon belts and any other garment we can make them into. Also, while we are at it, maybe we should reconsider coon as a delicacy... Coon burgers, coon spaghetti... I'm sure the meat is tasty and think how much better on the environment coon would be than cow... We are missing a great chance here people so whose with me? (speaking conspiratorially) Think about this people, if we sell this right, our number one chicken predator will be GONE!!! Now don't get me wrong, I'm NOT for mass extinction... We should reserve some for zoos... you know... behind BARS!