'Lest it be said that I'm talking behind your back, I hope you GET KIDNAPPED BY A BAND OF GYPSY VAMPIRES AND THEY SUCK ALL YOUR BLOOD OUT AND TURN YOU INTO AN EVIL, BLOOD SUCKING SPIDER PIGGIE!!
How many times have you checked everything? Did you count all the bags by the door? Call to confirm the ride? Check your passports? Say bye-bye to all the critters? Nag the pet caretaker? Use the bathroom before you leave?