Toddlers are Quackers

[duluthralphie]

Can the dog touch me without me touching the dog?

That's tricky.. Basically if the dog has a paw on you, you're screwed.

 

[Chaos18]

That's tricky.. Basically if the dog has a paw on you, you're screwed.

Even if there's a blanket between us?

 

[duluthralphie]

Even if there's a blanket between us?

That might help, but you know how are furry friends can be. Maybe if you bring them a dish of food they will forget about you leaving and just eat...

 

[Chaos18]

That might help, but you know how are furry friends can be. Maybe if you bring them a dish of food they will forget about you leaving and just eat...

That's usually the trick I deploy.

 

[BullChick]

Or coffee...

 

[duluthralphie]

Or coffee...

I have never seen a dog that drinks coffee! What kind of dogs do you have that drink coffee?

 

[BullChick]

I'm the ugliest dog in this house.

 

[BullChick]

I was right about Duckling liking "The Princess and the Frog".
After watching "Frozen" three times, she asked for "Dumbo", and I saw my chance to try a new movie. I don't think "Pinocchio" is going to be a hit anytime soon.

 

[Chaos18]

You hit Pinocchio?

 

[BullChick]

Yup! With a torch! Burn, baby! Burn!!