Toddlers are Quackers

[room onthebroom]

I hope she gets to have you as a forever home some day.

x1,000

 

[room onthebroom]

Could be worse though, I could be giving the kid the kiss and they turn at the last second and I get the nose in my mouth....

Which calls for immediate first aid. Listerine, gargles, after I stop gagging and screaming about the horror of what happened.... Then brush my teeth and have a stiff drink.



For the record, I only kiss little kids on the cheek, anything else is asking to be sick with every rug rat sickness within 100 miles.

Me too! I love them, but they are yuck factories.

 

[BullChick]

I could not agree more!   

I hope she gets to have you as a forever home some day. If they ever get in trouble for child endangerment, would you be allowed to step in?

​x1,000

Idk for 100%, but I think so.
You guys are sweet, but how do you know I'm not insane?

 

[Bantambird]

Idk for 100%, but I think so.
You guys are sweet, but how do you know I'm not insane?

We're poultry people. Of course we are all insane!

 

[BantyChooks]

Idk for 100%, but I think so.
You guys are sweet, but how do you know I'm not insane?

Your love for her shows through all of your posts.

 

[room onthebroom]

Idk for 100%, but I think so.
You guys are sweet, but how do you know I'm not insane?

You need to be a little insane to raise kids properly.

 

[duluthralphie]

Idk for 100%, but I think so.
You guys are sweet, but how do you know I'm not insane?

I know you are completely insane....BUT that does not mean your not good to and for that little girl.

 

[BantyChooks]

@MotorcycleChick I never did show you the elephant I saw in one of your previous avy pics.




1st photo has been edited, of course.

 

[duluthralphie]

@MotorcycleChick I never did show you the elephant I saw in one of your previous avy pics.

After looking long and hard at the picture looking for an elephant.......

 

[BantyChooks]

After looking long and hard at the picture looking for an elephant.......