Toddlers are Quackers

[Phage]

You can be pretty sure that any pic with a chook in it without poop has been staged - especially a brooder with 30 chicks.

 

[Phage]

No worries your comment did not make me paranoid at all

I saw the music and thought "oh wow so cool that the kids are learning music".

 

[BullChick]

"Before Coffee" is brought to you this morning by Starbucks! The coffee of choice by east coast dwellers!
I went to bed too late, and got up too soon (Anyone singing Poison?). As I was finishing in the bathroom, Duckling woke in a puddle. She seriously was soaked!!
Washed her, and got her in a robe. "Will you tie me up?" makes me laugh more than I should.
I went to let the dog out, and was called back to roll up her sleeves.
Can I turn a light on?
"My nose is running!"
I let the dog out.
"My nose is running again!"
I got her some clean clothes.
Check the dog.
"I need help pulling up my panties!" I got her leg out of the waist hole...
Back out to check the dog. Let him in.
"I want Frozen!" Gave her milk, "my milk!!"
Turned on Paw Patrol because it's actually on, and I didn't have patience for the DVR shows. "I want Blaze (and the Monster Machine)!"
I told her to settle somewhere, I needed coffee. "For me?"
Nuked the cold coffee, and fumbled with a K-cup. Westley (coffee machine) didn't like it. He crushed the cup, and gave me water. I straightened the cup back out, and tried again.
FINALLY got some coffee when the too hot coffee from the microwave cooled some.
Btw, the hamster likes us again. Duckling was happily playing with her.

 

[BullChick]

Good. Many people on BYC are like, "please excuse the poop on the paper towel in the brooder. I'm so embarrassed it's there!" I used to be embarrassed, but it's too funny! We all know chicks poop.

How did anyone read that, and not ask if I was drunk or high?
I sometimes forget to actually make my point. Oops!

 

[BullChick]

My tp storage/holder is a cat. Duckling likes to fill it. It holds three well, but you can do four.
I walked out of the room, and she began her task. A few minutes later, I knew what was taking her so long. She was stacking roll number seven. It was amusing, but only because none had fallen into the toilet yet. The one time I didn't have the lid down.

 

[Phage]

Is duckling still living with you?

 

[BullChick]

No I am lucky I've had her as much as I have.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Is duckling still living with you?

We all wish it were so

 

[Phage]

On no!
What a disaster.
Poor kid (and poor you ABI). After all the good you have done for her.
Hopefully the bios will tire of her and you will get her back.
Also she will want to come back. She is old enough to know where the love and kindness comes from.

 

[Phage]

So does she just visit? Weekends??

This makes me so sad