Toddlers are Quackers

[Pork Pie]

Parenting calls!
Why not before I started drinking?!

Guess lunchtime tipples can have their drawbacks (vicious rumour IMO)

 

[BullChick]

Can't you say no?

Life is just better if I stay submissive.
They will be texting later (if I am lucky) to warn me she is coming. They could just show up between now and ten.

 

[Chaos18]

I thought so!
Good thing I still have some vanilla ice cream. Most of what's left is the Coney Island crap.

That's what makes us blokes

Parenting calls!
Why not before I started drinking?!

Cause that would have been convenient.

 

[BullChick]

Oh yeah. Well, I have some time anyway.

 

[BantyChooks]

Banti, did you change your mind about that picture of Duckling with a chick on her head?

Nope, still working on it. I am no expert at people (only done 5 finished drawings of them) and only one child. To add to it, I am a perfectionist, so I cannot call it a learning experience and try another time! Always gotta get it right.....

I need some I think

Yes you do!!!! And when Lucky is grown up, I will have spangled OEGB eggs.

I walked to the door naked to let the dog out just as the Jehovah's witnesses arrived.  It was an accident honest, but they stopped coming.  Opening the door in my undershorts didn't seem to work.

Closing the door in their face worked for me.

 

[Tumbling K]

Y'all have been busy today

 

[Pork Pie]

Y'all have been busy today

And you've been lurking for a while, I've noticed. How's things?

 

[Chaos18]

Y'all have been busy today

We do what we can with what we are given

 

[Tumbling K]

And you've been lurking for a while, I've noticed. How's things?

Took me over 40 miles to get caught up on everything else said

 

[BantyChooks]

Took me over 40 miles to get caught up on everything else said

I was 114 behind since this mornng.